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There’s never been more need for news.

In these panicked, pandemic times, we’ve decided to start a satirical news outlet. Probably a terrible idea, as business competition is tough given satirical news seems to be everywhere these days – especially from mainstream news outlets, though turns out they were just reporting the actual news… Whilst we still maintain 2020 should just get in the bin, we figure we might as well hang around to bring you all the highlights of this year, and beyond!