Local snake Waylan Slithers has defied a recently enacted COVID lockdown to try out a new restaurant in town.
Despite now being quite possibly the worst time to dine in at an all you can eat buffet, Mr Slithers thought he’d give it a crack.
“I’m jusssst exssssploring more dining optionssss,” he hissed.
“I’m here to ssssupport local businessss, they’re the real victimssss of thissss pandemic.”
At last look, Mr Slithers opted to go for the Budget Birdie Burgers dine-in option.
Owner of the restaurant, Heath Johnson, was less welcoming of his slithery serpent customer.
“Restaurant, what restaurant mate?! I don’t run an all-you-can-eat buffet, I’m an airline baggage handler who got laid off from ‘rona lockdowns…” a perplexed Mr Johnson said.
“Hang on, you say a snake is here dining in? On what?! …OH SHIT, HE ATE MY KIDS’ BUDGIES!!!”
Mr Slithers reportedly stayed well past closing time and had to be forcibly removed from the premises before being taken to his home in the bush.
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