In a move that has shocked the general populace, researchers have found seagulls are definitely worse than ibises.
Affectionately known as ‘bin chickens’, these smelly, public rubbish receptacle parasites have been narrowly edged out from their previous top spot on the list by those seaside dwelling beady-eyed bandits.
With expert avian researchers accounting for numerous characteristics in making their classification, ultimately it came down to the fact that seagulls have absolutely no shame when it comes to stealing hot chips, with the brazen bastards highly likely to eat your fingers off as well in the process. They noted that at least ibises mostly waited til you’d put said chips in the bin before having a bite.
There was some contention over whether the pelican should have instead nabbed the number one position, however results were inconclusive after the researcher charged with the task ended up getting eaten by a pelican test subject and could not complete the study.
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